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A circle of paladins my character is a part of…

A circle of paladins my character is a part of have "adopted" a rogue they all think of as a sibling who just needs a little straightening out. The rogue is as far as they know mostly harmless, despite the vile person they claim to be. But, one thing the rogue repeatedly does is write and sell racy fiction featuring the paladins, who the rogue renames but makes sure to let them know is supposed to be them. Reactions are mixed within the group. How SHOULD the paladins deal with this behavior?

hehehe. Probably nothing, but ask them to stop if they make you uncomfortable. You’d get much farther with that then just ordering them to stop.

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whyequalsemexplusbee:

Dungeons and Dragons, but your character must be a self insert, and class is determined by your current abilities

Barbarian Must have a demonstrable temper, go off I guess 
Bard Must be able to play an instrument
Cleric Must be involved in a religious organization
Druid Must have demonstrable knowledge of, or passion for nature 
Fighter Must beat the DM in physical combat (hope your DM’s a wimp) 
Monk Must practice a martial art 
Paladin Must have a cause that one actively supports 
Ranger Must be able to fire a kind of ranged weapon accurately 
Rogue Must sneak up on the DM (Hard mode: steal their dice) 
Sorcerer Must have a powerful family heirloom 
Warlock Must work for a powerful entity (Corporations, The Government) 
Wizard Must have a College Degree or a 3.0 GPA 

If you can’t be any of these you start as a commoner, and may become one of these classes when you finally satisfy these conditions.

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jormundandrlokisson:

Y’all. Y’all. D n D is Bullshit.

So my friends and I are playing. We come across a couple fuckton strong knights. My Friend says , I shit you not l,“I WANNA KISS HIM.” So our GM say, gimme a persuasion check. This BOI ROLLS A 24. Then our GM asks, what kind of kiss. Boi say, French kiss. GM says gimme a DEX check.

BOI ROLLS A FUCKING ONE (1) AND THE KNIGHT IS SO OFFENDED BY HIS TECHNIQUE, HE TRIES TO KILL US.

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hugesucc-ess:

when u cast tasha’s hideous laughter on someone u show them an episode of rick and morty which is why a creature with an intelligence stat of 4 or lower isn’t affected

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hexick:

Can we fight the demogorgan?

So now that all my co-workers have seen stranger things

They all come to me and be like

Hey we should fight the demogorgan

And I say no

That’s bad

I’ve fought him before

And by that I mean I watched as he destroyed my poor fishman’s village and people as our party barely escaped with our brains and boat intact. My fish man has vowed to destroy the demogorgan. Who destroyed my poor fishman’s house with one tentacle.

So no Kurt, you guys will not be fighting the demogorgan

Just me and my fishman.

moparlover21: He was small standing about 4ft…

moparlover21:

He was small standing about 4ft and wore all green, well mostly green but with red highlights in what looked like a dirty commercial holiday elf outfit with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth. His face was fill of beard and he had hair covering up the back of his neck as if he was hiding something back there. His thick leather belt was lined with sharp weaponry but attached through a self made hole with some string looked like 3 cut, uncooked sausages with finger nails. When he talked it was a low graspy sound that surprised all of us, gripping us into what he had to say. He told us that he could help us, for a price.

I made a concept character for dnd, a halfling rough that was once a prisoner of the santa Claus work slave trade. #2619 “jingles”.

November 2/3

Long time dm here: rule of thumb for crab enco…

Long time dm here: rule of thumb for crab encounters is 10 crabs times the average level of the characters in the party

My players almost died to 9 crabs, you really think they could deal with 40?

My fiancé just said I’m faster than a unicorn and I️ think that’s the most beautiful compliment I’ve…

My fiancé just said I’m faster than a unicorn and I️ think that’s the most beautiful compliment I’ve ever received.