Category: EpicFantasy

“So, Lord, is your secret something that might…

“So, Lord, is your secret something that might be useful in, ah, slaughtering people?”

1)“So, Lord, is your secret something that might be useful in, ah, slaughtering people?”“That’s indiscreetly asked, Palonder.

“I said ‘helps’ keep me sane, Palonder” 1)“Se…

“I said ‘helps’ keep me sane, Palonder”

1)“See? Fun.”#epicfantasy — Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) July 12, 2019 2) “Do you try to derive fun from everything, Lord?”

The medusa comes, stare not into her face The…

The medusa comes, stare not into her face

The medusa comes, stare not into her faceOr a stony doom thou shalt be given…

“O Queen of Dragons, thee I hunt”

“O Queen of Dragons, thee I hunt”

First you craft your spell
And then you cast it small
Then see how the messily the results fall
For the scale of your disasters
Sometimes makes no difference at all

— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) July 8, 2019

IT comes, and the ghosts have all fled
For IT is something even they dread
IT is made of uncounted mangled but restless dead
If you must IT fight, go for the head

— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) July…

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“Ah! Behold the back way to Turnstone Keep.” …

“Ah! Behold the back way to Turnstone Keep.”

1)“Ah! Behold the back way to Turnstone Keep.”“Now occupied by an invading army. So is this when you order Palonder to the fore?”

“The blood it drips from dragon chin”

“The blood it drips from dragon chin”

Tonight the wine flows free and fast
Drunk and reeling, every ghoul and ghast
I’ll slip them holy water to swill at last
So their doom their quaffs shall carry
As they sadly recall lives gone and past
Lost times when they were merry

— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) July 7, 2019

The blood it drips from dragon chin
Hungrily welcoming is her grin
And if the meal she desires to earn
Doth her gentle overtures…

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“How far should we go in, Wolf?”

“How far should we go in, Wolf?”

1)
[Chantratha drags the King down into the hole]
“How far should we go in, Wolf?”
“Around the first corner, then STOP. And sit down and wait patiently. This’ll take a while. I want to plunder ere I open the butler’s pantry door.”#epicfantasy

— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) July 7, 2019

2)
“Plunder I understand, but explain about the door.”
“When I open it, the source of the tentacles can get up into…

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“Wolf, may I remind you that I’m sitting right…

“Wolf, may I remind you that I’m sitting right here, and that I DO have functioning ears.”

1)
“Wolf, may I remind you that I’m sitting right here, and that I DO have functioning ears. And, despite your inferences to the contrary, a functioning brain.”#epicfantasy

— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) July 8, 2019

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“Er, Lord Wolf, isn’t the way back to the Lady…

“Er, Lord Wolf, isn’t the way back to the Lady Chantratha and the King THIS tunnel?”

1)
“Er, Lord Wolf, isn’t the way back to the Lady Chantratha and the King THIS tunnel?”
“That’s the way we came, yes, but I want to see if the back way is still open.”
“I see. A Court secret?”
“Not particularly, but something I…#epicfantasy

— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) July 9, 2019

2)
…left hidden in it is MY secret.”
“Magic?”
“Palonder, you think too much. That’ll get you killed some day. Possibly…

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“At the risk of seeming insolent, Lord: so?”

“At the risk of seeming insolent, Lord: so?”

1)
“Palonder, don’t use my clever verbal sallies against me. I don’t like it.”
“At the risk of seeming insolent, Lord: so?”
“So you have missed the underlying theme of and essential reason for life in Neverune, Palonder.”#epicfantasy

— Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) July 10, 2019

2)
“Oh? And what is it?”
“Don’t piss Lord Wolf off. And do make his life more enjoyable and indolent by the moment.…

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