Category: EpicFantasy

“I see. Well, I wouldn’t want to degrade the full sensation—so why don’t YOU open the door?”

1) “I see. Well, I wouldn’t want to degrade the full sensation—so why don’t YOU open the door?”

“My sword is the very soul of winter”

The dead came for him, and he awokeAnd snatched up sword them to defyBut they had come to watch him die…

“Ah, Wolf, my hunger seems to have subsided.”

1)“Ah, Wolf, my hunger seems to have subsided. Perhaps it’s a reaction to the sight of raw, dripping monster eyeball.

“Might I point out, Lord, that you set a shining example?”

2)“Might I point out, Lord, that you set a shining example?”“But of course. I’m a LORD of courtiers. Hedonism EARNED.”#epicfantasy — Ed Greenwood (@TheEdVerse) September 7, 2019

“Har har har HO, Wolf. Which door?”

1)“Har har har HO, Wolf. Which door?”“That one.”“That was prompt.”“In this case, the alternatives are unattractive.

“The mightiest of archwizards I’m apprenticed to, but his latest spell was his greatest dark disaster”

Great feast promised, but again, ’tis but a wedge of cheeseReminding him that when kings make speeches, their words do but tease…

“Put the king in the crypt? Nay, toss him in the moat”

Put the king in the crypt? Nay, toss him in the moatThe sooner that all of us who survived him can gloat…

“Wolf, you’re not the only one who feels the need to practise.”

1) “As did I, but it seems to have affected me differently.” “Oh? I can probably muster several score courtiers and at least two dozen lords to attest to the contrary.

“A simple ‘thank you’ would suffice”

1)Palonder’s reply is interrupted by a horrid grating groan, as another huge part of the Keep walls collapse to the ground.

“My mastery is of disguises, not exploring dark dungeons”

1)“Thank you, Wolf, but I’ll decline. My mastery is of disguises, not exploring dark dungeons that could be full of all manner of deathtraps, foes, and other perils.