Category: d&d

I’m starting a new, more casual YouTub…

I’m starting a new, more casual YouTube series. If you’re interested in my battle-map-drawing process, please take a look and let me know what you think!

I’m back again, and with a new battle …

I’m back again, and with a new battle map! I call this the Jagged Cave, and something sinister is surely dwelling in its depths. What might it be in your campaign?  

Welcome to the bone-chilling Snowy Sanctum, my…

Welcome to the bone-chilling Snowy Sanctum, my latest free battle map eager to challenge your players! Tell me, what horrible enemies do you imagine await here?

My latest free battle map is the Rocky Descent…

My latest free battle map is the Rocky Descent, a dangerous climb down to a precariously placed MacGuffin!

My supremely uninviting Skull Cave battle map …

My supremely uninviting Skull Cave battle map is now freely available, thanks to my wonderful Patrons! 

Tell me, what encounters come to your mind, looking into those hollow eye sockets?

Regular

elodieunderglass:

jumpingjacktrash:

systlin:

jedifish81:

systlin:

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systlin:

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New goddess idea: She’s an earth goddess of the new age who’s domain is spinning and weaving, but specifically spinning and weaving gigantic structural steel cables for construction and other industrial purposes. Her skin is steel grey and hard to the touch and her hair is like long dredlocks of woven steel. She laughs at shitty architecture deigns that will fall apart if actually built and protects well-made bridges and buildings she likes. She might warn you of unforseen danger if you always wear your proper PPE.

Okay now what do I name her

O’sha. 

Obviously 

THAT’S PERFECT

I AM ALWAYS HERE FOR QUALITY WORKPLACE SAFETY REGULATION PUNS

That’s my goddess. 👍🏻

May O’sha bless you with earplugs that are comfortable and respirators that fit perfectly. 

the only divinity where you don’t take your hat off in the temple – you put your hat ON.

Our Lady of Health and Safety,

Hazard flies from thee.

Inform us of our rights at work,

Lead us not into destruction,

but deliver us from error.

Maketh us to lie down among blueprints

And lead us to good designs.

You give us appropriate PPE,

We shall not want.

Holy Lady, of engineers,

Pray for us sinners,

Now and at the end of our contracts.

In the shadow of the valley of evil

You show the way with adequate backup lights,

You deliver us from trip hazards.

For thine are the Great Works,

the power and pylon,

Now and forever.

Close paren.

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mr-elementle:

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I post stuff like this on twitter

More Forbidden Woods Park that nobody asked for

Feel free to use the park setting in any story or medium you want, just link back to this post and provide the proper credit.

Also, I ask that you keep the comedic tone and lighthearted outlook of the park authorities in your stories.

I want a podcast of this like welcome to nightvale but it’s a chipper park ranger

Nightvale is absolutely one of the inspirations for this. It’s a combination of WTNV and SCP Foundation.

hey dude- i’m super excited for the wyrd…

hey dude- i’m super excited for the wyrd and the wild! i have to ask- which beastie that you’ve worked on so far has been your favorite ?

Nuts, thats unfortunately a tough question.

I say that because I’ve designed 50 of them (all to be available in the book when it’s released), all with a very specific aesthetic and tone in mind. Each one of those creatures is meant to either fill a role, present a particular challenge, or act in a specific way, all the while fitting into the dark and savage tone of the Wyrd and Wild.

It’s a bit like picking a favorite kid…

However, If i had to pick it would at the moment be these two:

#1 THE FERAL KNIGHT

Knights who have gone utterly mad and turn into roving murder-beasts. Some straight Dark Souls shit (because I am Soulsbourne trash), they are also loaded with magical items from before they went mad. They present either a terrifying obstacle to avoid, or a dangerous target full of magical goodies.

#2 THE SKULK

One of the boogeymen of the Wyrd and Wild, a teleporting shadow monster that singles out its target and eliminates anyone close to them. It is the guardian of the Wyrd and Wild’s secrets, basically an eldritch hit-man with no mouth, three eyes, and a penchant for sowing terror. If you have the stomach to face this perfect assassin you might find its blood and body have wondrous properties. 

Anyway, thats just two of them. Some of my other favorites are: the mushroom zombie men, the carnivorous ancient goat bards, a pack of evil cherubs, magical trees gone rotten with magic, a frog monster who likes songs, tree-ple, and the crazy corvid men who can predict the future but only do so in a constant stream of madness inducing noise, to name a few!

rjwpshit: I had an idea for D&D

rjwpshit:

I had an idea for D&D

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

This is how the golden age of piracy ended.