Author: sarahkodiak

yourplayersaidwhat: “I don’t think we need to worry about misgendering this space dragon right…

yourplayersaidwhat:

“I don’t think we need to worry about misgendering this space dragon right now.“ 

– The party Rogue interrupting an intense discussion in front of said evil space dragon.

canadian-witch: A commission for dungeon-master-waltz of his…

canadian-witch:

A commission for dungeon-master-waltz of his half-elf siblings, Edryll and Vynn! They’re both warlocks with a pact with the Raven Queen. Contact me about D&D and fantasy commissions!

Donate your PC

Donate your PC:

montybeth:

Hey, my players are going to have to fight in a tournament to progress. Want to beat them up? Please fill this out, and reblog to spread the word!

irrel: I made a little icon for each of the Metamagic options…

irrel:

I made a little icon for each of the Metamagic options for Sorcerer and let me tell you, I had a lot of fun with this one!

venatusmaps: Karou-Kapolstad! (Cloud Spire City)–an ancient…

venatusmaps:

Karou-Kapolstad! (Cloud Spire City)–an ancient city inhabited by giants long ago, now only home to the magically preserved Cloud Spire, an impossibly tall structure overlooking the surrounding province.

dungeonhavoc: I love maps! It makes me happy to have an excuse…

dungeonhavoc:

I love maps! It makes me happy to have an excuse to make them. Can’t wait to get my copy of Xanathar’s.

yourplayersaidwhat: Human Fighter: I check to see if there are monsters under the bed Dm: there are…

yourplayersaidwhat:

Human Fighter: I check to see if there are monsters under the bed

Dm: there are no monsters but you do find some mobsters 

The entire dnd party: bADA BING BADA BOOM! Hey! I’m walking here! 

hubertspala: DD#8 – The Mimic All this lootcrate drama in…

hubertspala:

DD#8 – The Mimic

All this lootcrate drama in gaming community made me think about good old Mimics. You know… the creatures that mimic a treasure chest to lure travelers to reach for the loot only to be eaten alive! EA is made of mimics or at least Battlefront2 is. I looked at my game library, and with some perverse pride I can say, that I have not a single game released under the stinky wing of Electronic Arts as for now. The last one I purchased was Mass Effect 3, I reckon, in the good old day. I do have some Ubisoft Games but well, they are only getting to the level of horror toxicity – they are close, but now just there yet. Life is hard for gamers.

Fortunately, I have Nintendo. And Switch. And gosh golly, it feels so… Good. So validated! To be a Switch fan from day one 😀

Surfing On a Battle Ax

yourplayersaidwhat:

(Context; single player campaign. Player made “joke” character, an elf fighter, who is not taking the mission seriously at all to DM’s frustration.)

DM: You approach the beach. You see people enjoying the waves and having a good time.

Player: I wanna surf on my battle ax!

DM:  *facepalm* … that battle ax will not support your weight on the waves.

Player: I’m still going to try!

DM: Okay, roll a d20. If you can get a natural 20, you can surf on your battle ax.

*rolls a fucking natural 20*

DM: HOW?!

swordpeddler: Just a friendly reminder that the No Taverns…

swordpeddler:

Just a friendly reminder that the No Taverns half-twitterbot exists! Four times a day, each day, it shoots out adventure prompts for fantasy RPG games. On Sundays it shoots out lots of Sci-FI RPG prompts too. What a good time we’re having over there! https://twitter.com/no_taverns