crtranscript: MARISHA: Do we need anything else while we’re here, before I do this?TALIESIN: It’s a…

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MARISHA: Do we need anything else while we’re here, before I do this?

TALIESIN: It’s a one-camel town.

MARISHA: I mist us.

MATT: All right. As you guys take a moment to concentrate, each one of you transforms into mist. As you begin to go one by the other, you do hear a couple of (gasps). You glance over your shoulder to see three kids, all looking up at you all with these big, scared smiles.

MARISHA: Before I go, I say: stay in school, kids. And then I mist.

TALIESIN: I’m going to Slimer the kid.

LAURA: As I turn into mist, I go: I’m melting! Melting! Oh, what a world!

MATT: Make a deception check.

MARISHA: I was trying to inspire them!

TALIESIN: You’re a *terrible* person!

LAURA: 20.

LIAM: Do they speak Common?

MATT: After you give your presentation, they, “Whoa!” As you begin transforming, you do that and they go, (terrified screaming) and go running indoors.

TALIESIN: I’m still going to slime them on their way out.

MARISHA: Sliming them!

SAM: We’re tormenting children.

LIAM: Hey, that’s a step up for us!

MATT: That’s what Vox Machina is all about.

TALIESIN: Scarring children for life.

TRAVIS: If you can’t kill the old, terrify the young.