MARISHA: Do we need anything else while we’re here, before I do this?
TALIESIN: It’s a one-camel town.
MARISHA: I mist us.
MATT: All right. As you guys take a moment to concentrate, each one of you transforms into mist. As you begin to go one by the other, you do hear a couple of (gasps). You glance over your shoulder to see three kids, all looking up at you all with these big, scared smiles.
MARISHA: Before I go, I say: stay in school, kids. And then I mist.
TALIESIN: I’m going to Slimer the kid.
LAURA: As I turn into mist, I go: I’m melting! Melting! Oh, what a world!
MATT: Make a deception check.
MARISHA: I was trying to inspire them!
TALIESIN: You’re a *terrible* person!
LIAM: Do they speak Common?
MATT: After you give your presentation, they, “Whoa!” As you begin transforming, you do that and they go, (terrified screaming) and go running indoors.
TALIESIN: I’m still going to slime them on their way out.
MARISHA: Sliming them!
SAM: We’re tormenting children.
LIAM: Hey, that’s a step up for us!
MATT: That’s what Vox Machina is all about.
TALIESIN: Scarring children for life.
TRAVIS: If you can’t kill the old, terrify the young.