One of our players is playing an 8 year old teifling who’s really playing up the urchin background. She can’t pronounce the word “ki” so our monk is trying to teach her.
Teifling: kie… kye… kyyyyye
Monk: It’s “ki”! Like a key!
Teifling: Like a what?
Fighter: *sighing* What do you use to open a lock?
Teifling: ….. a lockpick?