dare-to-dm: probablybadrpgideas: xzienne: probablybadrpgideas: outofcontextdnd: “The rulebook…

dare-to-dm:

probablybadrpgideas:

xzienne:

probablybadrpgideas:

outofcontextdnd:

“The rulebook says dwarves dislike boats, so I went ‘fuck that’ and made a dwarf pirate.”

Make every character by pointing to a line in the rulebook and going “fuck that”

Orc (Humanoid
“Fuck that”

To clarify things for the earlier anon, that is how you get a half-orc.

True, but there’s no reason you have to play a half orc/human.  I’ve had a player be a half orc/elf.  There are all kinds of fun combinations if you think about it!