amokspocks: highlights from our first dnd group sesh i need to…

amokspocks:

highlights from our first dnd group sesh i need to share:

@icaruspoes @decidueye-thrussy @officialclarkkent

  • chloe’s character (lena) and I (juniper) having a buddy cop dynamic
  • our dm having the BEST accents (twangy bartender named greta, lil old toothless librarian gertrude, new yorker dwarf blacksmith) 
  • phoebe’s character being the sole sane one and voice of reason
  • jordan’s character (kam moonstone) getting lit from one drink and being the only one to successfully flirt with the half orc bartender
  • shirley temples
  • somehow my lil druid gnome is able to intimidate the HELL out of a dwarf blacksmith
  • said bartender shooting down lena and juniper’s flirty advances BRUTALLY
  • said bartender picking up lil juniper by her robe and placing her on the bar “i’m scared but honestly also a lil turned on” 
  • [demon fiery dwarf voice] who you???