Bob Ross…

yourplayersaidwhat:

PC1: Can I be an artistic warlock whose patron is Bob Ross?

DM: No, but you can be Rob Boss.

PC1: EVEN BETTER

PC2: All hail Rob Boss! Draw some happy Tarrasques.

PC1: gonna teach them orcs to paint some happy heckin trees… and while they’re distracted my compatriots can murder them as happy accidents