I can’t believe it took us this long…

yourplayersaidwhat:

Tabaxi Rogue as he’s looting: OH MY GOD, I’M A CAT BURGLAR! I didn’t realize this until now!

A demon popped out of an unintentional portal (created by ambient magic from a huge battle), and our Druid, who is 100% against looting (and dissecting) dead things blamed the Tabaxi.

Avariel Druid: That’s what you get for disrespecting dead bodies. You summoned a demon.

Human Death Cleric: Yeah, look what the cat dragged in.