“I use my rope to tie my dagger to the end of my trombone slide. Then I play my trombone while…”

““I use my rope to tie my dagger to the end of my trombone slide. Then I play my trombone while repeatedly stabbing my opponent with the dagger that is tied to the end of trombone slide.””

our mermaid bard, explaining the most crudely fashioned weapon she’s ever come up with after losing her rapier (via yourplayersaidwhat)